New fans aspire with fierce desire
To be at last revered
And grow what marks true patriarchs:
A WIDNER'S WONDERFUL BEARD.
The UFOs, as we suppose,
Detect a shape from home.
Each awesome hull reflects his skull:
It's WIDNER'S WONDERFUL DOME.
The rhyme for Yhos is "gross" or "boss"
(I'd hoped for words obscene):
A feast of fun since '41
Is WIDNER'S WONDERFUL ZINE.
Clarence the angel said, "This change'll
Save Frank Capra's film from strife:
My slight but vital switch of title
From WIDNER'S WONDERFUL LIFE."
A trufan's heart's a work of Art,
As every faned learns ...
Without debate, he's earned at 80
Our WIDNER'S HAPPY RETURNS.